puppetmaker | Snagged from a number of people

Do you have:
(x) your own cell phone
( X) a television in your bedroom
( ) an MP3 player
( ) a photo printer
( ) your own phone line
( ) TiVo or a generic digital video recorder
(x) high-speed internet access (i.e., not dialup)
( ) a surround sound system in bedroom
(X ) DVD player in bedroom (just because we ended up with an extra one)
( X) at least a hundred DVDs
( ) a childfree bathroom (not a full one)
(x) your own in-house office
( ) a pool
( ) a guest house
( ) a game room
( X) a queen-size bed or larger
( ) a stocked bar
(x) a working dishwasher
( ) an icemaker
(x) a working washer and dryer
( ) more than 20 pairs of shoes
( ) at least ten things from a designer store
( X) expensive sunglasses (but the same pair of glasses for close to 10 years now)
( X) framed original art (not lithographs or prints)
(x) Egyptian cotton sheets or towels
( ) a multi-speed bike
( X) a gym membership
( ) large exercise equipment at home
( ) your own set of golf clubs
( ) a pool table
( ) a tennis court
(x) local access to a lake, large pond, or the sea
( ) your own pair of skis
( ) enough camping gear for a weekend trip in an isolated area
( ) a boat
( ) a jet ski
( ) a neighborhood committee membership
( ) a beach house or a vacation house/cabin
( ) wealthy family members
(x) two or more family cars
( ) a walk-in closet or pantry
(x) a yard
( ) a hammock
( ) a personal trainer
( X) good credit
( ) expensive jewelry
( ) a designer bag that required being on a waiting list to get
(X ) at least $100 cash in your possession right now
(X ) more than two credit cards bearing your name (not counting gas cards or debit cards)
( ) a stock portfolio
( X) a passport
( ) a horse
( ) a trust fund (either for you or created by you)
( X) private medical insurance
(X ) a college degree, and no outstanding student loans

Do you:
( ) shop for non-needed items for yourself (like clothes, jewelry, electronics) at least once a week
( ) do your regular grocery shopping at high-end or specialty stores
(X ) pay someone else to clean your house, do dishes, or launder your clothes (not counting dry-cleaning)
( ) go on weekend mini-vacations
( ) send dinners back with every flaw
( ) wear perfume or cologne (not body spray)
( ) regularly get your hair styled or nails done in a salon
( ) have a job but don't need the money OR
( ) stay at home with little financial sacrifice
( ) pay someone else to cook your meals
( ) pay someone else to watch your children or walk your dogs
( ) regularly pay someone else to drive you taxis
( ) expect a gift after you fight with your partner

Are you:
( ) an only child (was raised as one...fun family dynamics)
( ) married/partnered to a wealthy person
( ) baffled/surprised when you don't get your way

Have you:
(x) been on a cruise (being in the Navy counts, 'cause it was fun as hell)
(x) traveled out of the country
(x) met a celebrity
(x) been to the Caribbean
(x) been to Europe
( ) been to Hawaii
(x) been to New York
( ) eaten at the space needle in Seattle (several times - it's overly expensive and the food blows, but it's a fun day trip)
( ) been to the Mall of America
( ) been on the Eiffel tower in Paris
( ) been on the Statue of Liberty in New York
( ) moved more than three times because you wanted to
( ) dined with local political figures
(x) been to both the Atlantic coast and the Pacific coast

Did you:
(X) go to another country for your honeymoon
(X) hire a professional photographer for your wedding or party
(X) take riding or swimming lessons as a child
(X) attend private school
( ) have a Sweet 16 birthday party thrown for you

33 was my count so that is less than 40 but a couple of these could have gone either way.