OK this one is more fun

[puppetmaker]

Oh Great Cthulhu!

I have been an extremely assiduous devotee this year.

In May, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In January, I exposed cyanidefish to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In November, I stopped elfl from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). Yesterday, I wore an Elder Sign (-10 points). In August, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). When the stars were right, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points).

In short, I have been very good (170 points) and deserve to get hooked up with one of those cute Innsmouthers.

Your humble and obedient servant,
puppetmaker40

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