Things I REALLY didn't need to know

[puppetmaker]

There are people out there writing Chaney/Rumsfeld slash/porn.

Off to go dip my brain in bleach in hopes of cleansing it......

Comments

[booraven22.livejournal.com]

::Hands you the wire brush to go along with the brain bleach::

Just when I thought thre were limits to human depravity...

[popfiend.livejournal.com]

Why?

For the love of God.

Why?

*whimpers in insanity*

[wyrdmuse.livejournal.com]

You discovered political slash! FYI, there's a hentai out there starring various political leaders including Bush.

This (http://www.colbertnation.com/cn/fanfic.php?ff_id=1) Colbert/O'Reilly crack!slash might just clear the Cheney/Rumsfeld horror.

[quarkwiz.livejournal.com]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA::breathe::AAAAAAAAAGH!

Keyboard, dammit!

[ghilledhu.livejournal.com]

Why, God? Why?

*curls up in a ball and whimpers*

[cielamara.livejournal.com]

Oh, my sweet Jeebus in pink panties in heaven.

*dies laughing*

[imrygels-ho.livejournal.com]

and yet i am disgustingly curious... curse you internet!

heeheehee

[wonderbink.livejournal.com]

[billritch.livejournal.com]

That's not slash fiction. It's actual, secret diaries now published!

[readinggeek451]

You didn't need to know, but you had to share. May I borrow the brain brush when you're done with it?

[paigemom.livejournal.com]

Wow. That makes Jesus/Judas slash fic sound almost...normal.

Almost.