Picture the scene. A five year old boy, focused entirely on cutting something out in art class. tongue firmly clenched between teeth. His teacher watches for a moment, when the boy puts down the scissors and paper and sits for a moment, obviously mildly annoyed.

"What's the matter Jacob?" asks the teacher, and in a completely normal, non annoyed voice announces

"Well, I fucked that up didn't I?"

*cue teacher scolding, then leaving room to pee herself laughing, followed by teacher relaying news to parents who equally have to withhold the giggles while punishing said child.

And Jacob? he's my nephew, and I'm SO proud of him! :)