I think my favorite Kermit moment was on the Muppet Show. I don't know it verbatim (unlike many other Muppet Show moments) but it went something like this: the guest--I can't remember who she was--remarked that Kermit was the most sane of all of them. Kermit's response was something to the effect of "Sane? Who do you think hired all of them?"
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