The grammar thing spoke to me, because as a newspaper editor I have the same problem. Also on the spelling - I have this one contributor who, I swear, is trying to drive me into an early grave by giving me different spellings of names in the same piece almost every time. She's better than she used to be, because I yelled at her (nicely) to knock it off - but it still happens. (Like yours, these articles would sometimes make more sense with two different people too. Sometimes three!)

As for the fanfic thing - how do you explain 50 Shades of Grey? ;-)

Thanks for the advice!